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Cowabunga! Today was a day to relax and splash around at the new water park downtown. Wearing your favorite bikini you approached the main doors of the park with your best buds; Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert.
"We gonna find us some chikas!" Antonio laughed ran up and wrapped his arm around your waist and then stood next to you.
"Kesesese, yeah ve vill have to find _(Your name)_ a few hotties too!" Gilbert joined you by slapping your butt.
Francis walked up and kissed the back of your neck. "No she's mine."
"Hahaha! Guys quit it!" You smiled and followed the three boys into the park.
After buying tickets you made your way towards the newest ride; the avalanche.
While standing in the long line Gilbert leaned over and whispered,"Watch zis awesomeness." He smiled wickedly and tied two girls bikinis together.
"Hola chikas." Antonio hollered and the two girls turned around.
At that moment you turned away in order to not get flashed by the screaming girls. One of the girls punched Gilbert in the jaw and then followed the other girl down the stairs. France and Antonio started laughing.
"That's not funny." putting up a fight you couldn't help but start laughing with these three idiots.
You soon made your way to top of the ride.
"Hey broskis!" A familiar voice greeted you as you sat down on the on the large round tube with your besties. As you looked up, sure enough, Alfred stood in front of you with his bright red lifeguard shorts.
"Alfie, Ça fait longtemps qu'on ne s'est pas vu." Francis chimed in from across you.
"Heh, Francis, I still have no idea what the heck you're saying." Alfie's blue eyes could be seen from miles away. You went to school with Alfred for two years, and besides Antonio, Gil, and Francis he sparked an interest with you.
"Ay, you guys ready for this?" Antonio smiled snapping you out of your trance.
"Yeah, let's do this." You half smiled awkwardly.
"What time are you guys leaving today; I get off at two." His abs seemed to buldge out and invite you to hug him.
"All day baby!" Gilbert laughed.
"Sweet! Meet you at the wave pool at two then!" Alfie yelled pushing you down the huge slide.

2 P.M.
You sat with Francie pants in the wave pool while Antonio and and Gil tied swimsuits together.
"Do you like Alfie?" Francis looked at you with a serious face.
"Um," You held your left arm in your right. "Well yeah I guess."
There was silence between both of you.
"Why?" you questioned.
"Nothing," He smiled and kissed the side of your neck all the way up to the corner of your lips and stopped. "That's saved for Alfie."
"Francis!" The American walked over as soon as France pulled away from you. There was something inside of you that wanted more; more from Francis, more from Antonio, more from Gilbert.
"Bonjour Alfie, I was just teaching _(your name)_ a cool water trick, she was telling moi she wanted to show you." Francis winked and walked away.
"Yeah, I'm not interested brosef, wanna get a slushie instead?"
"Uh, yeah sure." you smiled and he lead you out of the water and got you a slushie.
"Hey you're looking a bit  burnt." Alfie smiled and sat with you on a lawn chair.
He slowly poured out sun screen and applied it to your back in slow sweet movements.
"Oh, so Alfie, uh... how.. uh..." you lost the words you were saying and noticed the boys coming back over to sit with you.
Antonio grabbed your slushie and finished it off, while Gilbert and Francis sat across from you talking to Alfred.
He continued to rub in the sunscreen and you knew it was too late when you felt the strap around your neck loosen. He had slowly pulled the knot out and exposed you to all three of your friends.
The guys started to laugh immediately as you turned away from them and tied your top back on.
"You jack @$$!" Turning back around you single handedly punched him right in the nose.
"Oh!!!!" The trio echoed in unison.
"Dude, I think you broke my nose!" Alfred stood up, flipped you off, and ran for the bathroom.
"That was awesome!" Prussia jumped over next to you and took a seat.
"Nice going my chika." Antonio leaned across with his icey cold lips and kissed yours. The mixture of warm and cool made your entire mind errupt with sparks.
"Kesesese, you did good babe!" Prussia leaned over and turned your face slightly to face his. He kissed you slowly moving his lips across yours delicatley and with ease.
"Excusez-moi!" Francis smiled. "She's mine." He then grabbed your hand and kissed it slowly and made his way up to your lips and kissed them with his thin lips. Fireworks felt like they were erupting from you.
"Boys, boys, please," You stopped them from leaning in for another kiss."Let's not fight."
Giggling you ran up to a man with his arm around an ugly girl.
"Try this instead," you whispered pointing to the man. As fast as you could you pants him and ran back to your friends laughing.
"_(Your name)_" The boys said through laughs.
"Ich liebe dich."
"Je t'aime."
"Te amo."
You giggled and leaned over to kiss each boy again.
"I love you guys too."
Francis? Gilbert? Antonio? You choose. I love BTT and so bam! Fan-Fic I hope you enjoy it as much I enjoyed writing it. Featuring America!!!!!!
Translation for French:
Ça fait longtemps qu'on ne s'est pas vu = Long time no see.
Je t'aime = I love you
German translations:
Ich liebe dich = I love you
Spanish translations:
Te amo = I love you

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Whybot221 Featured By Owner May 29, 2015
TheEvilCheesepuff Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Alfred: *flips off*
Me: *Bites finger off*
DarkMelodies26 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Alfred: *Flips me off*
Me: *Breaks finger.*
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Do you know vhy zhey are called the bad touch trio?
Because we want to touch zhem so badly.
LILYPAD1000 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015
fanfiolee Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
chicas with "C"
Pinkett1314 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh come on Alfred what do you expect you deserved that punch Alfred then you flipped me off I should punch you again
midnalovver Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alfred: *flips me off*
Me: OH HELL NAW! its your fault..BITCH!
Mimi-chan234 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
Alfred:why did you do that?!?
me: well if you hadn't turned me over for them to see my boobs then that wouldn't have happened to you, be glad I haven't punched you again >3>
Alfred: TT3TT
GreenRose45 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That is probably what I would have said.
sassy3dcat Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
al:*flips me off*
me:uh excuse me?!?!!? YOU UNDID MY SWIMSUIT AND YOU FLIP ME OFF OH HELL NO!!!! *punches him again*
BadTouchTrioFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
Omg I'm laughing so much!!!!!!! Although I'm also fangirling so much cause I missed France!!!
anger-problems Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I went to the waterpark once with my friends (two girls) and when we were waiting in line for the slide Jade (France) pulled down a guys pants. Miranda (Spain) just laughed. (She's the most innocent of us all). Right before We went down the ride I unbuckled their tops and sat behind them. I kept snickering and as we went through the fast part they noticed and yelled at me. My defense was this, "But it was awesome!!! Kesesesesesese!!!~" 

P.S. I'm a girl :3
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Must have been zhe best day evera
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol!!! That's great!
anger-problems Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
embrasses-moi Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
((I choose my Francey-pants!~))
seashoreRenegade413 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
JunebugJupiter Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I was just at a waterpark last week with two of my friends and my brother :P these two (very attractive) guys had started following us, so we started talking to them and stuff. It was tons of fun :P

CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Yay :) score 1 for the fangirl :D thanks for the comment chika ;)
Nicole021297 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Almost drowned in a wave pool up in the Wisconsin Dells once. The lifeguard came in after me and I didn't know who the hell it was so I swung my fist at him and ended up breaking the lifeguards nose and giving him a really bad black eye! I felt so damn bad but my boyfriend and his and my friends thought I was the funniest shit ever that I did that and it was on total accident. Just think if I meant to hit him on purpose what could have happened. xD And I don't burn (so i dont wear sunblock) but I'd put sunscreen on any day if it meant Al or one of the BTT guys doing it for me most definately! ;)
I love the story by the way~! <3
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks so much love :) That's actually really funny :D poor lifeguard XD
JunebugJupiter Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol XD
deerfluff Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
Heheheh...Francie Pants....Hehheh
Anju213 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
merci Pervy Sweatshirt 
Anju213 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
Femromano92 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
DoitsuIWANTPASTA Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I Love The Bad Touch Trio A Lot.....
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
They are FINE ;)
YukiSuoh01 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good story mean Chika mean girl right at Spanish right?
I guess the writing is wrong It should be Chica not Chika
but still it's a good story
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student General Artist
oops :) Oh well ;) Thank you hun :)
YukiSuoh01 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
your wellcome
silverstar83 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why not all?
Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Having all three just feels..... awesome.
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you :)
Keira-Giordano Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Lol....alfie....because of you the btt had a great show concerning my boobs ahahahahaha
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Keira-Giordano Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
kikomomonimo Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
i love them ALL!!! I'm english irish german american japanese and FRENCH! FRANCE IS MY FAVORITE
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student General Artist
yay for france :iconpervyfranceplz:
Lost-Hero-of-Time Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student General Artist
YES finally i get all three!
RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
Yayyy~~~!!!! I Love it when you get to have all 3 of them!!!!
The story was quite funny :)
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks love :)
SuperAwesomePrussia Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Haha, I loved this!
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you :)
NearDeath13 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Spain Te Amo Mucho!!!!:iconiloveyouplz:I love being hispanic and some other things!:iconyayspainplz:
CaptainUberGeek Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Hahaha <3 Thank you love
NearDeath13 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem
StarburstxInkie Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
XD this is so much better because I hate Alfred XD AWESOME JOB BRO KESESESESESE
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